Day 177: Because It’s My Favorite Day Of The Year [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]
Christmas is overrated. Birthdays are all hype. I’m always busy on Opening Day. The Vernal Equinox? Fuck outta here. The best day of the year is Spring Daylight Savings. It’s impossible to be in a bad mood when you get your first taste of that 7:00 sunshine. I don’t care about losing sleep. Inject that extra hour of day into my goddamn veins! I’ll write some lists while I wait.
5) Top 5 Apples
4) Granny Smith
2) Mutant Honeycrisps
1) Real Ass Honeycrisps
Over the past few years, there’s been a lot of Honeycrisp mutations. They all kind of taste the same and they’re all delicious. I got some last week that were the size of an infants head. They’re good and everything, but they’re impossible to finish at 3 AM. Because of that, the consistent Honeycrisp takes the gold.
4) Top 5 Shitty Airlines
5) American Airlines
4) Getting Hit By A Bus
3) Spirit Airlines
2) Frontier Airlines
1) United Airlines
Say what you want about an isolated incident of horrifying misconduct and the ensuing PR Fumble, United Airlines is pretty damn good for a cheap flight. And that’s all because of the aforementioned incident. Now if only Delta could do some abhorrent hate crimes to get those fares down…
3) Top 5 Huey Lewis & The News Songs
5) If This Is It
4) Heart & Soul
3) Heart of Rock N Roll
2) Hip To Be Square
1) I Want A New Drug
Fuck the Back To The Future Soundtrack. Sorry, not sorry.
2) Top 5 Wrestlers That I’m Afraid Of Getting Buried
5) Shinsuke Nakamura
4) Damian Priest
1) Rhea Ripley
Every time they show a Ripley commercial on Raw, I get more and more nervous inside. There’s no reason to hold her back right now. Also, they don’t know how to book women on Raw, so she’s probably already doomed. Just like Ricochet, who is already dead and buried but I’m still afraid of being buried-er?
1) Top 5 New Pictures In My Camera Roll
Dom Smiths reaction to a 22 pitch walk was much akin to my own when I pulled a Ken Jeong autograph out of a pack of baseball cards. Also my reaction to daylight savings.
Have a bright and overly excited week, everyone!