Day 162: A Few Haikus About How Much I Hate Saturdays And The Stupid Inconsiderate Buttholes That I Encounter Every Time The Dreaded Day Hits

Tourists everywhere

They don’t care that it’s not safe

Pull up your mask, please

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The train fills quickly

Everyone wants their weekend

Their god-given right

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Do you sell lighters?

Where can I find the Pepsi?

That’s too expensive.

– TeeCoZee