Day 064: This Dude

This dude right here.

This dude knows what’s up.

This dude gets it.

This dude doesn’t need it spelled out for him.

This dude fucks.

This dude has worn through 3 different joker posters.

This dude doesn’t like to be talked to until after he has his morning Monster.

This dude thinks the Olive Garden is high dining.

This dude is feared by all drywall.

This dude prefers Pepsi.

This dude wonders why Al Pacino doesn’t have more Oscars.

This dude still talks about the one time he went to Vegas.

This dude only knows of one “F” word.

This dude considers Stepbrothers to be an underrated cult classic.

This dude makes more money than you.

This dude looks up to Tom Brady.

This dude thinks Jaegermeister is an acquired taste.

This dude thinks insurance is for nerds.

This dude has 5 different pairs of Oakleys.

This dude still calls them Marlboro Lights.

This dude has never heard of quiche.

This dude dressed as Bam Margera for Halloween, but then decided that it was a good look for him.

This dude has a cousin in Jacksonville.

This dude bought it just for Madden.

This dude peels out.

This dude is a sucker for a blonde.

This dude thinks racing should be an Olympic Sport.

This dude considered having a Jungle Juice dispenser in his kitchen.

This dude is happy that Staind is on the classic rock station.

This dude is still considering joining the army.

This dude thinks Bill Burr is too smart for him.

This dude claims to read Barstool, but he really just watches the videos.

This dude has a mix CD for strippers.

This dude could be your son or father.

This dude is fine as long as he has a working microwave.

This dude read 1984…twice.

This dude has dated 4 Erica’s.

This dude could definitely win the World Series of Poker.

This dude misses the old Pac Sun.

This dude grew up with you.

This dude remembers the ‘90s.

This dude figured out how to make original formula Four Loko.

This dude is not your boyfriend.

This dude’s dream job is either a “beer tester” or “booty inspector”, but he’ll settle with manager.

This dude gets Jegs catalogs.

This dude liked Rage Against The Machine until they got all political.

This dude misses high school.

This dude wonders why he gets so cold all the time.

This dude always closes down the bar.

This dude swears he’s gonna win her over someday.

This dude wonders where everyone went.

This dude doesn’t want you to worry about him.

This dude knows what’s up.

This dude will move to Jacksonville one day.

This dude gets it.

This dude right here.

This dude.

– TeeCoZee