Monthly Archive: February, 2020

I’d Rather Be Thirsty & Unscathed [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall, please? Ahaha. Relax, Homer, at Globex, we don’t believe in walls. In fact, I’m wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all!… Continue reading

I’d Rather Eat Pizza [Pizza Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I thought you might like this restaurant, Bart. They’ll make a pizza pie with a topping of your choice. That’s good! The toppings contain potassium benzoate. That’s bad. It’s Friday Saturday,… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Drive To Work [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Fritz, you idiot! I didn’t order a bologna sandwich. I told you, I don’t like ethnic food! It’s Friday, February Fourteenth, Twenty-Twenty. The weather in Brooklyn is 30° & Pantone B137… Continue reading

I’d Rather Trade For A Dodge Viper [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Aw, Marge, this is so depressing. My only hope is this homemade Prozac. Hmm…needs more dog. It’s Friday, February 7th, Twenty Twenty. The weather in Brooklyn is 34° & Pantone 19-4122… Continue reading