BEHOLD THE TERROR OF SKULL ISLAND
“EVEN THE BRAVEST OF MEN MUST DREAD THE HORROR OF THIS PLACE. STEEL YOUR COURAGE BOY, NOW, BEFORE YOU GAZE UPON THE TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE FACE OF-
“That’s a duck.”
“…..what are you talking about. Don’t you see the SKULLLL!”
“This island doesn’t look like a skull at all. It looks like a great. big. enormous. duck. It should be called Duck Island.”
“Well… you see…. you’ve got to squint… and sorta turn your head and…. OOOOOO! It’s just so scary!”
“If you squint and turn your head, it looks like a bunny.”
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This post is in direct response to our Editor In Chief’s assignment that I should, quote:
“make a crappy picture of a duck and write 200 words about how it’s not a duck”
If you know what this is from, then you have lived a full life. If you do not know what this is from, thus begins your magical journey through the parts of the internet that aren’t porn to find the answer.
The reminder of my 200 words will be an attempt to convince you, dear reader, that the above crappy picture is not a duck.
The above crappy picture is not a duck.