Monthly Archive: May, 2015

I’d Rather Roll A Katamari Into The Sunset [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good After 2:45. It’s always good after 2:45. 2:44 is starting to feel like rock bottom. Or getting a Rock Bottom from Dwayne Johnson. Am I still talking? Shit. It’s Friday, May 29,… Continue reading

100 Things To Do On Memorial Day

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Look alive, chumps! It’s Memorial Day! What does that mean? It means that you don’t have to work if you’re in the fortunate subsector of the working class/business elite/unemployed/microwave. I know what you’re… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Listen To Pitbull On Repeat [LA Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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What follows is some notes on LA that I hand wrote while en route to San Francisco. This was planned on being posted the day of, but what can I say, I got… Continue reading

The Vesuvio Chronicles [An Exercise In People Watching]

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On April 20, 2015, I wandered around San Francisco for a good 12 hours. I saw a whole lot of things that I would not be able to un-see and I was totally… Continue reading

I’d Rather Cancel My Ryan Braun Heckle Of The Month Subscription [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Alright, afternoon. Your name is overplayed. Also, I feel that noon-time is still kind of morning-esque. You’ve been faking this whole time. I suggest you change your name to AfterTwoThirty. That sounds much… Continue reading

I’d Rather Blame It On Solar Flares [Saturday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Allo. Voulez-vous mourir ce soir? Non? DOMMAGE!!! It’s Friday Saturday, May 9, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 58˚ & blegh and somewhere, somebody is borrowing a DVD from a… Continue reading