We live tweeted the Star Wars Holiday Special. Watch it with us and relive the hilarity (and horror!)
To watch the Star Wars holiday special and follow along, click HERE
It was a simple idea. Live tweet the Star Wars Holiday Special.
I love Star Wars. I had every movie, toy, book and action figure. If they had made action figures of the gaffers, I would have had the entire set.
I have never seen the Star Wars Christmas special. Joey Z tried to warn me, but to no avail. I kept drinking, and kept demanding the goddamn Star Wars Christmas Special.
So pop it in yourselves and follow along. You should be able to find it on Youtube or on other deep dark corners of the interweb. Take this journey with us into the most embarrassing 2 hours that ever happened to Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford and George Lucas.
We're starting the Star Wars Christmas Special now. I've been told I can stop it at anytime if I want. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
#StarWars Holiday Special gleefully and feverishly shits on Star Wars canon@scottymwatson #starwarsxmas #livetweet14
— The Reverend Joey Z (@getzook) December 26, 2014
This looks like it was filmed off of a computer by a computer from a distance in 1982. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Just WAIT till the Jefferson Starship music video.@scottymwatson #starwarsxmas #livetweet14
— The Reverend Joey Z (@getzook) December 26, 2014
Love the Little House on the Prairie opening. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
INTRODUCING CHEWBACCA'S FAMILY? @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
HIS FATHER ITCHY? HIS SON LUMPY? WHAT THE FUCK CHEWBACCA? @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Featuring Jefferson Starship???? @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
This nice thing about live tweeting this movie is that I don't have to watch it.@scottymwatson #starwarsxmas #livetweet14
— The Reverend Joey Z (@getzook) December 26, 2014
It's variety television in a rubber room@scottymwatson #starwarsxmas #livetweet14
— The Reverend Joey Z (@getzook) December 26, 2014
Oh wait, there's a Boba Fett cartoon. That sound badass. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
DUDE Chewbacca's family is fucking terrifying. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
They are just screeching at each other in Wookie. For like, five minutes now. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
They are still just fucking talking in Wookie. Cause I speak it. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
She's covered in fur, and still wearing an apron @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
THEY ARE STILL FUCKING TALKING IN WOOKIE???? @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Lumpy is taking out the trash now. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
This is fucking stupid. Lumpy is now walking on the Wookie's railing. This sequence goes on for minutes. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
They are still talking, just in wookie. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
They are just wandering around the house, grunting fucking wookie at each other. I feel like I'm watching a sitcom from another planet.
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
I think Itchy and Lumpy are now taking drugs @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
There are magic circus men dancing on their table. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
They are on some good ass shit @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Lumpy is having a reall bad trip @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
The circus dancers are little demon people. This is a fucking nightmare. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
This is the scariest thing I've seen in my entire life. Lumpy looks like he wants to fucking eat the circus men @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
It's over. Now Lumpy is washing the dishes? @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
So far, this Star Wars Christmas Special has been about watching Lumpy fucking do chores @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
It's a chore-based society.#starwarsxmas #livetweet14 @scottymwatson
— The Reverend Joey Z (@getzook) December 26, 2014
Not a single word of English has been spoken for twenty minutes. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
LUKE!! THANK FUCKING GOD LUKE! SAVE US!!! @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
The Wookies looks like rejected costumes for Harry and the Hendersons. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
R2D2 is just squealing and smoking, cause that's what he does @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Miss a life day? Is that the holiday????? LIFE DAY? IS THAT WHY LUMPY WAS WATCHING DEMON CIRUS? @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
There is a strange old man, talking to a member of Starship Jefferson now. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
They are looking for drugs? No, just small fish. It's a pet shop? @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
How did we get to a pet shop? Oh, the Wookies ordered a carpet? Thank god we're seeing their daily chores played out @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Hopefully the Wookies pay their taxes next. I want to see Lumpy fill out a W-9 @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Pet Shop man is dressed like Han Solo, but looks like Archie Bunker. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
OH SHIT IT'S DARTH!!!! @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
HE WANTS THE REBELS LOCATED!!! @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Oh good, back with the fucking Wookies. Maybe they'll start vacuuming the fucking carpet next @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Mama Wookie is watching a cooking show. Please stop. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Bantha loins…. WAIT, IS THAT THE FUCKING BLACKFACE QUEEN OF HEARTS???? @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
She's looks like the evil stepmother from Cinderella. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Mama Wookie has got this recipe down. Now they're going through the specific stirring steps. This is so disastrous for everyone.
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
MEANWHILE EXCITING SHIT! LAZERS AND HAN SOLO!
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Harrison Ford is really trying here. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
He's trying not to think about motherfucking Lumpy and Itchy. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Pet Store owner has delightfully arrived to the Wookies house. Now they're all grunting like motherfuckers. C'mon @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Wookies are boring!!!! Lumpy has a present, I bet it's a fucking broom to sweep the ground with @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
TAKE YOUR TIME, LUMPY, OPEN IT SLOWLY @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
It's Legos? @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Pet Shop owner has strapped Itchy into a virtual reality machine. I feel like I just ate a big, gold cap of shrooms. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
LOUD NOISESSSSSS. More demon dancers. I need more drugs for this. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Itchy is conjuring a sex-bot in his virtual reality experience. A sex bot that looks like Tina Turner @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Tina Turner is gonna give him a hummer? @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Mama wookie cooks dinner, and motherfucking Itchy is just dreaming about getting laid? @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Lot's of spinning crystals now. Oh good, Tina Turner is singing…@getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Tina Turner is really going to sing her entire fucking song. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
I'm going to go pee, and Tina is going to still be fucking singing @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
STOP ITTTTTT MAKE IT STAUUUP @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
CUT TO C-3PO! MORE LOUD NOISESSSSS!!! @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Carrie Fisher!!!! Happy life day! Wait, Carrie… @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Carrie, you're drunk… @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Thaatt impererical patrol muuuust be giving them more trouuuble then we thouught @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Wait… come back Carrie Fisher????? PLEASE!!!! @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
HAN SOLO. Thank god, welcome back. Keep the faith, even though I know you're reading your lines off of the dashboard. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
HARRISON FORD SAID HAPPY LIFE DAY! EVERYONE DRINK!!!! @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
STORMTROOPERS AT THE DOOR?????? COMMERCIAL BREAK!!!!! @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Imperial dude is so imperial @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
He's very slowly taking off his gloves. What a villain !!!!! @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Imperial guy is super evil and British. "What are you doing at this Wookie House?" @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
He's drilling Pet Shop guy. Where the fuck is Beau Arthur? @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Underneath all of these Stormtroopers is Jefferson Starship, right?? @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Pet Shop man is opening a box. Very slowly. So very slowly. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
IT'S A ROCK BOX!!! @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
JEFFERSON STARSHIPPPPPPPPPP @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Everyone DRINK IT'S JEFFERSON STARSHIP!!!!! @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
He's holding a giant pink cock and singing into it @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Seriously guys, it's a giant pink cock, and imperial dude is like "NIIIICEEE" @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Pet Shop guy's like "YEAH, you see how's he's singing into that bright pink cock? Pretty great rock box, eh?" @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
It's over. Three hours later we're all had a Jefferson Starship concert. Imperial's loved it! @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Did he say "Itchy, are you stoned???" @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
PSHHH the imperial guy said "investigate the upper area, lol." @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Star Wars Christmas Special. Live Tweet. @starwars #StarWars More to go. Good God this shit is baaad. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
So many people, so many drugs, I feel like I just took bong loads with a bunch of wookies. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
It's a cartoon!!! Thank god. No more Lumpy or Itchy for a second. @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Who the fuck is the guy with a fucking Chester A Arthur mustache??? @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Falcon's in danger!!!! Luke's going after them, take R2, he'll be there to smoke and breakdown! @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
ADMIRAL ACKBAR IS IN THE STAR WARS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!!!!! Holy shit, this is where is started? It's a TRAPPPPP @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Luke is interacting with Puff the magic dragon now. JUST MURDERED BY BOBA FETT???? @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Boba Fett????? Introduced in CHRISTMAS SPECIAL?? WTFF??? @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
He's riding a dragon. That's so fucking badass, and stupid… @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Falcon is crashed, and Chewbacca has the talismen? What is happening? WTF is the talismen? Boba Fett getting the cure? @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Boba Fett is pulling a motherfucking Balto on Luke right now, riding his dragon to the city to get a cure @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
I can't believe this is happening. I hope this happens again jus the same way in Episode VII #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
DARTHY VADER!!! IT'S A TRAP!!!! BOBA FETT YOU BITCH!! #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Lumpy, stop ruining the cartoon????!!! #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Darth Vader is really buttering up Boba Fett. #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Han Solo's cartoon looks like he's a fucking refuge from Yellow Submarine #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
C-3PO is calling Boba Fett a basic bitch #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Now everyone is free, and there's some fucking Japanese writing. Back to the wookies #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
They just told Lumpy to clean his room. MUST WE WATCH LUMPY DO MORE CHORES????? #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
BRUSH YOUR TEETH LUMPY!!! #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
I want Chewbacca's family to get turned into fucking throw rugs #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Now we get to watch Lumpy watch an informercial. Can we watch him clip his toenails next? #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
EAT SHIT STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL! EAT MY SHHHIIIT #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
KILLLLL MMMEEEE #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Try not to rip it open??? What is happening?? Lumpy is getting sold a fucking dime bag on television #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
I want lumpy to die more than anyone else I've ever known #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
DIE LUMPY. #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
COMMERCIAL BREAK!! #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Of good, we're on tatooine.. All the things I wanted to see but didn't before. Like screetching aliens. #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
BEA!!! YOU'RE HERE AND YOU'RE SUCH A FIESTY BITCCH #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
BEA ARTHUR!!!! DRIPPING BLOOD OF CHRIST, THANK GOD#starwarsxmas #livetweet14 @scottymwatson
— The Reverend Joey Z (@getzook) December 26, 2014
Bea Arthur must be manhandled by a drunk humanoid. It's in her contract#starwarsxmas #livetweet14 @scottymwatson
— The Reverend Joey Z (@getzook) December 26, 2014
Excuse me, I've got A CAREER TO POUR #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
She is so over this dude's game. She's like, FLOWER BITCH??? I live in the DESERT!!! #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Dude's feeling alive. Cause of Bea. Yum. #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Bea Arthur sounds like a man in really good drag. #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Musical Number 2! BEA. Come ON. #starwars #livetweet14 @scottymwatson
— The Reverend Joey Z (@getzook) December 26, 2014
This guy wants a little vitamin B!!! #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
She's shutting that fucking SHIT DOWN #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
She's pouring a drink into his head. This shit is so fucking stupid. #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
I hope that this guy goes and gets fucking shot in the dick by Greedo #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Is this shit over yet? No? #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Bea just fired the bird people band #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
I have toys of half of these people. Those toys have more character than what's happening. #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Coyote Ugly with Bea Arthur, in 5.. 4… 3.. #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
ONE SEXY GAL, ONE GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Now she's just yelling at bad masks #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
C'mon, please no more just talking in weird alien languages with no subtitles #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
The people who like this movie have access to better drugs than we do #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Bea…. stop it. We love you, but stop. #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Bea is GOING TO DO IT WITH PONDA BOBA??? C'mon!! He doesn't like you! #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
This must have been the fucking weirdest afterparty ever #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
If I'm in hell, this shit will be blasting on VHS all around me forever. #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Bea is taking the mood down to the bone zone #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Naw, she's alone now. OR IS SHE?? #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Lumpy was watching the whole thing??? Also, Imperials talk on fucking RC car remotes?? #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Is Lumpy playing Press Your Luck?! #starwars #livetweet14 @scottymwatson
— The Reverend Joey Z (@getzook) December 26, 2014
I hope this Imperial Office went on to act in some great porn #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
But not Itchy. Fuck that guy. #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
HARRISON FORD IS HUGGING LUMPY! He's actually here! In this movie? #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
It's like he showed up to a crack house, and is like "I'd love to stay… for LifeDay… but naw… #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Harrison Ford is like "GEORGE. YOU OWE ME FOREVER FOR THIS STUPID FUCKING SHIT." #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
I hope Chewbacca and his wife just do it for the next ten minutes. #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
They are sniffing each other. It's grosser than it sounds. #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
SO MUCH WOOKIE NOISE #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
I hope Lumpy is about to get dead #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Pet Shop dude just saved the day. I think. Where are any people that I care about? #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Now, let's just wind this movie down NIIIIIICE and slow.#starwars #livetweet14 @scottymwatson
— The Reverend Joey Z (@getzook) December 26, 2014
FUCK YOU LUMPY. MAY THE FORCE OF A HUNDRED CARS CRUSH UUU #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
OH GOOD, JUST WOOKIES AGAIN #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
We can safely assume Peter Mayhew is living off these residuals.#starwars #livetweet14 @scottymwatson
— The Reverend Joey Z (@getzook) December 26, 2014
All the Wookies are walking though space in robes. THEY ARE SCIENTOLOGISTS!!! I KNEW IT!!!!! #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Now what. Is it over? #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Happy motherfucking life day C-3PO #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Damn. C-3P0 got as deep as Data for a minute. That's pretty deep#starwars #livetweet14 @scottymwatson
— The Reverend Joey Z (@getzook) December 26, 2014
C-3P0 and R2-D2 are getting gay married #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Harrison Ford sounds drunker than Carrie Fisher #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Those pills are good, Carrie. SHE'S SINGING!!! #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Carrie Fisher is singing a Life Day Hymn! This movie is awesome!#starwars #livetweet14 @scottymwatson
— The Reverend Joey Z (@getzook) December 26, 2014
DAY OF JOY WE ALL CAN SHARE!!! #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Harrison Ford is like "THIS IS MY LIFE… YOU OWE ME SO BIG GEORGE YOU ASSHOLE" #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Carrie is belting it out like the Queen #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Also she's hugging that tree of life awfully tight #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
MAKE IT FUCKING STOP PLEASE #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
IS THE FUCKING POPE GETTING MARRIED? CALM THAT FUCKING SOUNDTRACK DOWN #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
CLIP SHOW!!!! OF GREAT STAR WARS MOMENTSSSS! #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
A John Williams canned ending is not fair. Youre not allowed to do that, CBS. You LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!#starwars #livetweet14 @scottymwatson
— The Reverend Joey Z (@getzook) December 26, 2014
WASN'T THAT MOVIE GREAAAT, SEE THE NEXT ONE FUCKERSS!!! #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Oh my God, I have such a headache #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
I'm tired. So tired.#starwars #holidayspecial #livetweet14 @scottymwatson
— The Reverend Joey Z (@getzook) December 26, 2014
That was like fucking talking a line of ferret fur to the dome #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014
Or smoking a bong load of hair #starwars @getzook #livetweet14
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 26, 2014