Monthly Archive: September, 2014

Geno Smith: Born To Runner Up [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2014 Week 4]

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In the middle of the electric shit-storm otherwise known as “The Patriots Struggling To Do Anything That Could Be Deemed Progressive Or Warranting Of Points Of Any Shape Or Form”, professional chucklehead Jon… Continue reading

I’d Rather Think About Linda Kozlowki’s Butt [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Merino Sweater. I really like the–wait, what the fuck is a Merino? It’s Friday, September 26, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 67˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading

I WISH DENTISTS WEREN’T SO JUDGMENTAL [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Good Day – I won’t speculate, because I know I’m late… I’m two days late because I’m ahead of everyone. But I figure, I will be two weeks late if I wait until… Continue reading

I’d Rather Get Mugged By A Magician [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. It’s Friday, September 19, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 61˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody is scheming to rob a liquor store, but is immediately distracted by… Continue reading

Marty Mornhinweg and His Inside Job [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2014 Week 2]

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I’m not here to stir the pot or pee in the proverbial gas tank. I have no intention to cheaply sensationalize news stories and disguise it as sports analysis. We all know what… Continue reading

I’d Rather Do Controlled Substances [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good morning, even though it’s not actually morning to half of the people of the world. Time zones have a way of making us self-centered. It’s Friday, September 12, Two Thousand and Fourteen.… Continue reading

I WISH I WAS BACK AT BURNING MAN [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Good Wednesday! Time is just a concept we’ve created to time our orgasms. Also, it might not even be Wednesday where you are, and it’s actually already Thursday here, secret space alien…This will… Continue reading

The Brief and Terrible Reign of Hoyer [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2014 Week 1]

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If you may remember anything at all, I alluded that last season was going to be the last year for NFL Roundups. I don’t know who the joke’s on. In fact, I really… Continue reading

Unbitter Moments [Theoretically Thursday w/ Wes Hull]

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Tonight was a whiskey night, but the only thing I found drinkable at the store was Bell’s Amber Ale. Now I know what you’re saying, but I don’t care about the authenticity of… Continue reading