Introducing: Autumn Surprise 5.1 (Now In Stereo!)

September 2010: Our likely heroes, Zook and Coze, unearthed a secret so dark and fierce that it took the world by storm. Knowing that Lou Bega’s real name was not actually Lou Bega drove Coze to madness and soon after this video was made, it drove the whole world to a similar state. The state of madness.


We all know how the story went afterward. After watching his favorite scene in The Rage: Carrie 2, Coze took his Pitbull for a walk. Zook came out of retirement, only to retire again to pursue his dreams of being retired. An angry mob lynched Lou Bega for deception and treason. You know the story, so there’s no point in telling it.

That was, until a few weeks ago…

When something happened…

A videotape…

A white lie…

A nation in confusion…

The homecoming dance…

A butterknife slid under the table…

Get it…

Get the butterknife…

Thanks…

A few weeks ago, a mysteriousbutterknife videotape from Harmer showed up on the doorstep of BFD HQ in Broad Channel, NY. What it contained was at first unexplainable. It’s images of Zook and Coze, but in locations that they have no recollection of being in. When questioned, Harmer also denies having anything to do with the aforementioned tape. As Coze sits at a mysterious bus stop smoking an endless cigarette, Zook channels the ghost of Lou Bega through a shortwave radio. The Homecoming throne must be decided and decided tonight. Lance is in a big lead, but it could all go down to a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors. The fate of Bayside High rides on the power of Lance and his ability to channel dead celebrities. There’s a boat for sale. Over there, in the corner. Grab it.

But there’s no use explaining the video. You have to see it for yourself. Please enjoy Autumn Surprise 5.1 (Now In Stereo!). It’s like Lost Highway, but good.

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