Jered Weaver Tries, Fails To Dislodge Invisible Sausage From Cheek

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In the continued interest of taunting and ridiculing the Anaheim LA Angels of Orange County and their fan base, I’m establishing a gray market baseball card company, using sources appropriated through questionable means to harangue and belittle players who will never see these. I present to you Better Than Legal™ Trading Cards Inc.®!*

Today’s Limited Edition collectible print is The O.C. Halos’ own Jered Weaver, who is actually an exceptional pitcher with a solid arsenal of six pitches, none of which reach 90 m.p.h. Also, he plays for the Angels and looks like a turd. In truth, Weaver is not balkless: he’s had one career balk, in 2010. Dear readers shall no doubt appreciate this cutting satire!

 

BTL001 Jered Weaver Sweet Balkless

Be on the lookout for more original Better Than Legal™ cards as the collection develops. Next up: Gene Autry? Gotta catch ’em all!

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