Daily Archive: April 7, 2014

Are We Having Fun Yet, Clay Bucholz?

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Modern medicine can’t save you now. There’s no way you can get any younger. You can’t fix suck. In fact, it’s all downhill from here. You should enjoy it while you still can.… Continue reading

…Because You Accidentally Drafted Aroldis Chapman In The 5th Round [The Snag List]

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Now that the fantasy season has a week in the books, it’s time to be honest with yourself. You made some mistakes in the draft. It happens to all of us. You drafted… Continue reading

Jered Weaver Tries, Fails To Dislodge Invisible Sausage From Cheek

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In the continued interest of taunting and ridiculing the Anaheim LA Angels of Orange County and their fan base, I’m establishing a gray market baseball card company, using sources appropriated through questionable means to… Continue reading