Monthly Archive: April, 2014

…Because Jedd Gyorko’s Too Busy Making Babies [The Snag List]

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One of the downfalls of Spring is that some of your favorite players get distracted by the blooming flowers, pretty colors and sex with their wives. Bryce Harper was hounded for not hustling,… Continue reading

I’d Rather Take A Gender Studies Course [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good afternoon to the east coast. Good late morning to the midwest/great plains. West coast, wake the fuck up, go sit in traffic. It’s Friday, April 25, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather… Continue reading

Mike Carp Didn’t Make My Top 5 Top 5 Lists Of The Week

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5) Top 5 Reasons Why Your Shitty Apartment Is Better Than Citi Field 5) You can go to the bodega and buy a beer for a dollar 4) There’s no free sauerkraut to… Continue reading

Bryce Harper Hustles Harder Than You

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I was once at a baseball game. A man went up to the plate, a great man. He hit an undesirable groundout and bolted to first base. Instead of accepting the tag, however,… Continue reading

I’d Rather Subscribe To Mad Magazine [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good afternoon, because admit it, you’re not reading this in the morning. It’s Friday, April 18, Two Thousand And Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 41˚ and partly cloudy and somewhere, somebody completely… Continue reading

New Knuckler In Town!

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After Monday’s game in Houston, CJ “Triple X” Wilson boasted offhandedly about how he’d added a new pitch to his repertoire – a bona fide knuckler! Suuure ya did, CJ. I mean, granted,… Continue reading

Mike Trout Didn’t Make My Top 5 Top 5 Lists Of The Week

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There’s nothing better than a list to efficiently express your opinion on a matter. Wait, there is something better. More lists! So every week, I’m going to make up a bunch of arbitrary… Continue reading

Are We Having Fun Yet, Clay Bucholz?

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Modern medicine can’t save you now. There’s no way you can get any younger. You can’t fix suck. In fact, it’s all downhill from here. You should enjoy it while you still can.… Continue reading

…Because You Accidentally Drafted Aroldis Chapman In The 5th Round [The Snag List]

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Now that the fantasy season has a week in the books, it’s time to be honest with yourself. You made some mistakes in the draft. It happens to all of us. You drafted… Continue reading

Jered Weaver Tries, Fails To Dislodge Invisible Sausage From Cheek

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In the continued interest of taunting and ridiculing the Anaheim LA Angels of Orange County and their fan base, I’m establishing a gray market baseball card company, using sources appropriated through questionable means to… Continue reading