Top Ten Things That Scared The Shit Out Of Me When I Was A Kid

10

Gmork The Wolf From, “The Neverending Story.”

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9

Beetlejuice, when Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis stretch their faces to scare the Deetzs.

top ten things that  scared the shit out of me when I was a kid scott watson

8

When Christopher Walken (Max Shreck) gets fried in Batman Returns (thus begins the series of the great 80’s – 90’s villain cook-off.)

top ten things that  scared the shit out of me when I was a kid scott watson

7

Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade – You Chose Poorly.

top ten things that scared the shit out of me when I was a kid scott watson

6

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark – Nazi head’s melting like it was the summer of ’69.

top ten things that  scared the shit out of me when I was a kid scott watson

5

Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark – For Kids? REALLY? Thanks a lot Stephen Gammel. Why don’t you draw some fucking puppies instead?

top ten things that  scared the shit out of me when I was a kid scott watson

4

“In A Dark Dark Room – The Green Ribbon.” I had a crush on the girl in this tale until her her head fell off. Story of my life.

top ten things that  scared the shit out of me when I was a kid scott watson

3

Ferris Wheels. The tattooed midget below has your life in his hands. BE AFRAID!!!

top ten things that  scared the shit out of me when I was a kid scott watson

2

Michigan Basements. The kind where you run up the stairs after you turn off the lights.

top ten things that  scared the shit out of me when I was a kid scott watson

1

DEAD BUGS!

I’m the son of an entomologist, therefore have this unique phobia. But, you must admit; WTF THAT BUG IS DEAD?!?!? SO FUCKING GROSS! LOOK AT THE LEGS! EWWWWW!

top ten things that  scared the shit out of me when I was a kid scott watson

What scared the shit out of you? What still scares you? Clowns? The trade deficit? Post your comments below!

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