Top Ten Things That Scared The Shit Out Of Me When I Was A Kid
10
Gmork The Wolf From, “The Neverending Story.”
9
Beetlejuice, when Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis stretch their faces to scare the Deetzs.
8
When Christopher Walken (Max Shreck) gets fried in Batman Returns (thus begins the series of the great 80’s – 90’s villain cook-off.)
7
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade – You Chose Poorly.
6
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark – Nazi head’s melting like it was the summer of ’69.
5
Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark – For Kids? REALLY? Thanks a lot Stephen Gammel. Why don’t you draw some fucking puppies instead?
4
“In A Dark Dark Room – The Green Ribbon.” I had a crush on the girl in this tale until her her head fell off. Story of my life.
3
Ferris Wheels. The tattooed midget below has your life in his hands. BE AFRAID!!!
2
Michigan Basements. The kind where you run up the stairs after you turn off the lights.
1
DEAD BUGS!
I’m the son of an entomologist, therefore have this unique phobia. But, you must admit; WTF THAT BUG IS DEAD?!?!? SO FUCKING GROSS! LOOK AT THE LEGS! EWWWWW!
What scared the shit out of you? What still scares you? Clowns? The trade deficit? Post your comments below!
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Hellraiser!!!!
YES! The first and second Hellraiser’s are still scary as hell. The rest? Scary for different reasons, as in. “who the HELL greenlit this movie?”
Holy crap…those are all scary, but they cannot compare to Christopher Lloyd as Judge Doom in Roger Rabbit. I still have nightmares over that.
“When I killed your brother, Eddy, I talked LIKE THIS!!!!” Shivers for sure, Heather. Didn’t realize that it was the same actor who played Doc Brown and the Klingon commander from Star Trek III until later in life. What a career that man has had.
Twin Peaks “Fire Walk With Me”, Large Marge from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, the scene in BeetleJuice when Geena Davis rips her face off in the closet
I am still haunted by Beetlejuice, and cannot watch it. I heard that song by Harry Belafonte at work in the office and almost crapped my pants.
LARGE MARGE FROM PEE-WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE!