The Shocking Truth Behind 47 Percent of Mitt Romney Pictures.
In a revelation that could alter the balance of the presidential election in 2012, AP News just released a shocking report exposing the truth about candidate Mitt Romney.
According to confidential sources close the Romney campaign, in at least 47% of available photos Mitt Romney is secretly farting.
“Anytime Governor Romney seems to be taking an introspective look at the issues, he is really sneaking out a long and soothing note from his ass trumpet,” revealed the insider.
Members of the press, incredulous at first, were asked to take a closer look at these photographs.
In light of this latest scandal, the American public needs to look deep within themselves and ask, on November 6th, will they pull Mitt Romney’s finger?
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