Monthly Archive: September, 2010

Can Somebody Please Make a Field Goal??? [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2010 Week 3]

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When you fall deep into the lull of the NFL season, a fan starts to notice little quirks about the game. One man may spend a week paying attention to various crowd noises.… Continue reading

Hell, Even The Raiders Are 1-1! [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2010 Week 2!]

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It’s almost as if the standings got reset to zero and nobody noticed. We are only 2 weeks into the NFL season and already something is askew. The words “dynasties” and “losers” don’t… Continue reading

It’s a Twister! In Brooklyn?

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“Never before.” “Not in Brooklyn.” “I saw one boy fly by!” I suppose this makes up for anything we were expecting from Hurricane Earl. Just as Padma was about to announce this season’s… Continue reading

How To Win A Game By Officiating [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2010 Week 1]

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It’s that sexy-assed time of year again, folks. The sun is hiding out more, the trees are getting rusty & bloody & such, the babes are wearing sleeves, and assholes like me are… Continue reading

The Secrets to Interdimensional Travel

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Contrary to what the title may have led you to believe, this post does not contain any instructions on how to travel between dimensions.   I just submitted a patent application and that shit’s… Continue reading

A sigh eee

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I recently started this Acai Berry pill regimen thing.  It’s true that I am starting a diet and am jumping on some sort of bandwagon, but I figured, “what the hell, I’ll give… Continue reading

On Being One That Didn’t Fall Far From The Tree

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I’m sitting on the toilet. It’s a normal day, just like any others. A whole lot of me, pants around my ankles, trying to kill time at work. Business is slower than the… Continue reading