Monthly Archive: January, 2010

Gurgel Guew’s “Kicking & Sleeping” — A Music Review

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So apparently I review music now. Not exactly sure how this happened, as I do not know much about music, or at least not enough to consider myself a worthy critic. However, a… Continue reading

Poem #18

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I sip from a plastic cup. All things considered, not bad!  It’s clean tasting.  Refreshing. I take another sip.  Not bad at all. And that’s how it should taste really.  Not bad at… Continue reading

Where to sit on an airplane

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First, I believe an introduction is in order.  I am the engineer, and I am pleased to be the newest addition to BFD.  I may or may not be an aerospace engineer at… Continue reading

Avatar Increases US Suicide Rate; Cameron Held Responsible

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(BFDN) — James Cameron’s new $500m theatrical space gimmick, Avatar has audiences jumping out of their seats — and, in some cases, out of windows, in front of buses, and off cliffs. In… Continue reading

“Two Gentlemen of Lebowski” Launches; Sparks Internet Phenomenon

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Brooklyn, NY — Today is the 10th of January, 2010. Four days ago, on January 6th, an unknown screenwriter by the name of Adam Bertocci released his newest work, a parody entitled “Two… Continue reading

Dada Morning Show Archives: International Edition

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As Awkward Haiku Radio grew we had to hire Matt’s cousins to be field reporters. In this edition we when’t to da Yoop, Ireland and Jamaica. International Dada Show Download: Dada Morning Show… Continue reading

Breaking News from NASA

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Pasadena, CA NASA JPL scientists announced early this morning that there is conclusive evidence the native Lunar inhabitants have been following Dr. Leopold’s Celebrity Fecal Fantasy Program (see below advertisement).  News broke when… Continue reading

Dr. Leopold’s CELEBRITY FECAL FANTASY

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IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR AS SEEN ON T.V. (in Uzbekistan) You’ve seen them in your favorite movies In top makeup commercials Now you, Yes… Continue reading

Top Five Best & Worst Films of 2009 (That I Saw)

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By my best calculations, I saw 18 new movies this year. Especially with ticket prices being what they are, my defunct student ID no longer fooling anyone at the box office, and my… Continue reading