Holiday Acrostics

TOP 5 HOLIDAY ACROSTICS BY ALICE & JOEY.

 

Things seem to be
Happening this Thanxgiving
And that’s cool, but I’ve just
Not sure if an acrostic is the most
Xciting or accurate way to describe the
Gambling addiction
I’
Ve apparently developed according to one
Incredulous Miss Peterson even though
No one
Gambles who can’t afford it.. except those who do.

 

To whom it may concern:
Urchins have been spotted taking
Really low blows
Konsekutively to their outer membranes, forcing
Excited teenage girls to
Yodel

 

Dear Grandfather,
Runny nose aside, I’m feeling quite
Ubiquitous this holiday. Paul still has yet to
Notice my new tattoo but
Kill yourself if you feel the need. Sincerely, Bart.

 

Please take a moment of silence to recognize
Isaac Newton’s death this Thanksgiving. He
Leaves a legacy of
Gravity and apples.
Reality bites.
I’d rather be wakeboarding.
Maybe eating cheese, or
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz………….