Monthly Archive: November, 2009

I’m Not Feeling Like Myself

by

Ever since the clerk at a convenience store two blocks from my house refused to believe that the person on my license was actually me I’ve had this irrational fear of being accused… Continue reading

Holiday Acrostics

by

TOP 5 HOLIDAY ACROSTICS BY ALICE & JOEY.   Things seem to be Happening this Thanxgiving And that’s cool, but I’ve just Not sure if an acrostic is the most Xciting or accurate… Continue reading

When Barry Stole Thanksgiving: A Short Story

by

It’s Thanksgiving 2007. Nothing special ever happens here. The family gathers, of course, but there’s a sense that it could easily be any other day of the week. We all know eachother too… Continue reading

How to handle customers AND WIN!

by

IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR The Customer. What is it? What does it do? Everyone is a customer at least once in their life, even you.… Continue reading

This Is What We Get For Allowing Bad Teams To Stay Active [TeeCoZee’s Week 11 Roundup]

by

What in gods name happened to the NFL? This is supposed to be “professional” football, but yet, everyone keeps on treating a handful of teams like a bunch of inept imbeciles. Why is… Continue reading

Top 5 Lies Adults Tell Kids

by

IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR With the recent boom of top 5 lists on this site, I figured I’d be a carpetbagger and hop on the… Continue reading

Some Random Thoughts That Come To Mind While Reading About Loneliness

by

– My beard really needs a combing – I don’t own any Charlie Parker Records – These potatoes taste good when being burped up – Whenever I crave a bagel, I get halfway… Continue reading

Top 5 Things I Miss About Grand Rapids, MI

by

You don’t know what you’ve got until its gone, right?  For some this curious moment slips in subtly, slowly underneath the skin.  The feeling, of course, swept through me when I moved from… Continue reading

All This Variety is Shattering my Mind

by

Something about seeing a beautiful crimson sunrise after a 12 plus hour night of work warps your mind a little bit. Seeing all these early risers getting a head start on their day… Continue reading

Top 5 Facts of Life That I’m Slowly Starting To Accept

by

Life is full of lessons. That doesn’t mean that I have to pay attention to them. Sometimes, the universe likes to throw curveballs, and I like to turn the other way and look… Continue reading