Free Wine Blog IX: Crocodile Dundee I

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This is not to be confused with a Free Wine Blog/A Wine Blog That Is Free. The wine is free, but the blog is going to cost you. Don’t worry, I’ll send you… Continue reading

I’d Rather Ask My Doctor [Friday Thoughts w/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. You call that a knife? This is a knife. It’s Friday, November 17, Two Thousand and Seventeen. The weather in Brooklyn is 41˚ & Pantone 17-4245 and somewhere, somebody is trying… Continue reading

Thoughts and Prayers factory struggling to meet demand

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Thoughts and Prayers factory LLC in Springfield, Nebraska, is struggling to keep pace with the sheer demand of orders flooding in from across the United States and, increasingly, from around the globe. “It’s… Continue reading

This is the Stephen King novel I tried to write when I was six.

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While sorting through old boxes in Reed City, buried beneath my Pinewood Derby trophies and novelty spoon collection, I found the first story I’d ever written. I had no memory of writing this,… Continue reading

It’s Okay If You Don’t Understand My Tattoo. Because I do.

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Why in the hell do people get tattoos in the first place? The question isn’t as simple as it sounds. Many would argue that they do it to immortalize something that means something… Continue reading

2017 City Look-Ahead Part Two: Oakland, Philadelphia and New York.

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Thank you for returning, really, thank you. Now on to part two of the 2017 city food and neighborhood look-ahead where some of my friends/chummy internet acquaintances share their thoughts on their favorite,… Continue reading

2017 Local Food Look-Ahead Part One

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In the spring of 2004 I purchased a parody guide called, The Hipster Handbook. Having no sense of satire, or place in the world, I spent months pouring over each section learning, aping,… Continue reading

I’d Rather Wear A T-Shirt [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. You’re reading the wine list, sir. Very good. It’s Friday, January 6, Two Thousand Seventeen. The weather in Brooklyn is 35˚ & Pantone 292U and somewhere, somebody is trying to remember… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Hurry Down The Chimney [Christmas Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Didn’t that movie used to have a war in it? It’s Wednesday, December 21, Two Thousand and Sixteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 39˚ & Pantone 584 and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading

Trolling Williamsburg/Bushwick/The Mission/Silver Lake/Eco Park/Wicker Park/West Town

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  PDF version In a rut? Want some excitement? Then print out this PDF and staple it to telephone polls (or you can tape it up) in your local hip neighborhood. Be apart… Continue reading