Day 237: 219 Words Analyzing “Analysis”

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Hooray. It’s Thursday. The day where I’m at the literary mercy of a person I choose. And today, I made the mistake of choosing my lovely wife, Rachel, who I am going to… Continue reading

Day 236: Still Not Quite Summer

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It’s still not quite SummerWe can’t get ahead of ourselvesMother Nature just has a feverAs she rapidly shifts her climates It’s still not quite SummerI could tell when I walked out the doorAs… Continue reading

Day 235: Just Another Quiet Evening

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It’s another quiet evening. Just like the last, just like the next one will be, just how Nicole likes it. Outside, the crickets have already awakened, even though the magic hour light still… Continue reading

Day 234: At Least Buster Posey Has An Imposter Playing For Him [Beer League Roundup Week 5]

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Well, that was…something. Much like my stomach every time I eat fried cheese, we had upsets galore last week. Actually, that’s a lie. We only had 2 upsets. I don’t want to start… Continue reading

Day 233: Because You Should Be Spending Time With Your Mom Instead [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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It’s Mother’s Day. There’s probably better things you should be doing with your life than reading lists. Like hanging out with Mom. Or at least calling her. So I’m not going to waste… Continue reading

Day 232: Baseball Haikus – Diamondbacks at Mets

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Ass Cab bends overRapidly rubbing his batWelcome Back, Ass Cab Gallen stands on deckPretending to practice swings The hair on this man Top of the 3rd – Diamondbacks 4, Mets 0 Glasses are… Continue reading

Day 231: I’d Rather Not Wear A T-Shirt Dress [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I’m seeing double, here! 64 slices of American Cheese! It’s Friday, May 7th, Two Thousand and Twenty-One. The weather in Long Island City is 62˚ & Pantone 17-5104 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

Day 230: 327 Words About Pineapple

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Well, it’s Thursday. Time for another “Untitled Thing Where I Ask A Person To Pick A Number Between 200 and 500 And Name A Random Object That’s Not In Front Of Them”. Wow,… Continue reading

Day 229: The Empty W

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The W is empty. For a moment, I have the whole place to myself. This is my place now. Make yourself at home. Welcome. Keep your shoes on. Keep your mask on, too.… Continue reading

Day 228: Mark’s Common Mullein

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Mark adjusts again in his squeaky lawn chair. He told himself that he was going to stay outside all day, he at least owes himself that. And damnit, he’s sticking to his guns.… Continue reading