I’d Rather Eat A Gallon Of Blueberries [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman to you. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel. It’s Friday, April 19th, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in… Continue reading

I’d Rather Just Talk About Baseball [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Shh. Some people are trying to watch the movie. It’s Friday, April 5, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 42˚ & Pantone 12-0404 and somewhere, somebody is debating… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Have My Apartment Tea Bagged [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage. It’s Friday, March 15, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 52˚ & Pantone 11-0601 and somewhere,… Continue reading

I’d Rather Spend My Vacation At Long John Silver’s [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Well, you’re certainly doing your job today, Mr Sun. It’s Friday, March 8th, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Glendale is 60° & Pantone 12-8540 and somewhere, somebody is waiting… Continue reading

I’d Rather Suplex February Through A Salad Bar [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I just wanted a place to sit down. It’s Friday, March 1st, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 30˚ & Pantone 426 and somewhere, somebody is leaving the… Continue reading

I’d Rather Drunkenly Yell At Steve Harvey [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. There is no escape from The Fortress of the Moles! It’s Friday, February 22nd, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 40˚ & Pantone 11-0601 and somewhere, somebody needs… Continue reading

I’d Rather Spend Valentine’s Day At Home [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I didn’t want to make a fuss, but now that you mention it…it’s Friday, February 15, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 47˚ & Pantone 13-4138 and somewhere,… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Get Scammed By Dave Matthews [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. If only the sugar were as sweet as you. It’s Friday, February 8th, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 49˚ & Pantone 14-4230 and somewhere, somebody is looking… Continue reading

I’d Rather Have My Cat Edit This [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. We paid for blood! It’s Friday, February 1st, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 13˚ & Pantone 664 and somewhere, somebody is patiently waiting for the mail. Or… Continue reading

I’d Rather Wear A Fila Mets Hat Signed By Marlon Byrd [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Would you like something to read? It’s Friday, January 25, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 35˚ & Pantone 18-4538 and somewhere, somebody is doing something. What they’re… Continue reading