I’d Rather Not Look Like Fernando Rodney [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Bart, what other paradoxes affect our lives? Well, you’re damned if you do, you’re damned if you don’t. Mmhmm. Well…that’s very good for a first try. You know what? I have… Continue reading

Moving in Together: Pooping

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Unexpected things that happen when you move in together. This one’s about pooping. Visit the author’s site for other random shit 

Quarantine Horoscopes

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Author’s website full of random shit.

Thoughts and Prayers factory struggling to meet demand

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Thoughts and Prayers factory LLC in Springfield, Nebraska, is struggling to keep pace with the sheer demand of orders flooding in from across the United States and, increasingly, from around the globe. “It’s… Continue reading

“Everything Amazing, Fabulous!” Says Wonka as more Oompa-Loompa’s test positive for Coronavirus

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“Try the masks, they’re each flavored like a complete meal!”

“Mr. Wonka, often described as, “thin, squirrely and maliciously song-driven,” danced around us few gathered reporters dolling out medical masks due to the ongoing Covid-19 outbreak.

I’d Rather Be Thirsty & Unscathed [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall, please? Ahaha. Relax, Homer, at Globex, we don’t believe in walls. In fact, I’m wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all!… Continue reading

I’d Rather Eat Pizza [Pizza Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I thought you might like this restaurant, Bart. They’ll make a pizza pie with a topping of your choice. That’s good! The toppings contain potassium benzoate. That’s bad. It’s Friday Saturday,… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Drive To Work [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Fritz, you idiot! I didn’t order a bologna sandwich. I told you, I don’t like ethnic food! It’s Friday, February Fourteenth, Twenty-Twenty. The weather in Brooklyn is 30° & Pantone B137… Continue reading

I’d Rather Trade For A Dodge Viper [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Aw, Marge, this is so depressing. My only hope is this homemade Prozac. Hmm…needs more dog. It’s Friday, February 7th, Twenty Twenty. The weather in Brooklyn is 34° & Pantone 19-4122… Continue reading

I’d Rather Be Lame [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I saw this in a movie where a bus had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over 50. And if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it… Continue reading