Day 366: Because I’d Still Rather Stay Married [Top 5 Top 5 Anniversary]

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After yet another year of being as overbearing and annoying as possible, I’m somehow still married to the woman that I love. That’s what’s up! I know, I’m surprised too. Joking aside, it’s… Continue reading

Day 365: The Year In Haiku

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Day Three Sixty-FiveIt’s a landfill of contentBut which ones stood out? My wife is the bestI remember Jolt ColaAnd get tinnitus I drive through MidtownAnd celebrate the Good NewsWhile musing on chance I… Continue reading

Day 364: I’d Rather Clean Out My Notepad [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Hey Dolph, take a memo on your Newton: “Beat Up Martin”. “Pray For Mojo”. Bah! It’s Friday, September 17th, Twenty Two 1. The weather in Astoria is 74˚ & Pantone 17-5104… Continue reading

Day 363: 386 Words About A Hat

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Oh snap, it’s the last Thursday that I’ll ever have to beg someone to pick a prompt for me! Err, well, that’s not exactly true, because I love doing this shit. But this… Continue reading

Day 362: Random Musings About Beef [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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– I’m having a blocky day, which is a sad thing to admit considering that I only have 7 days of the project to go. You’d think I’d be chomping at the bit… Continue reading

Day 361: Norm Macdonald Made Himself Laugh

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I don’t like writing obituaries and tributes. For starters, I’m no good at it. Nobody should have to be good at it. In a perfect world, it would never be necessary. Nothing I’m… Continue reading

Day 360: Bye Weeks Are For Suckers [Beer League Quarterfinals Preview]

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I’d call it an embarrassment of riches because after all, it really is. But I fucking hate the first round bye week. As nice as it feels to finish the regular season on… Continue reading

Day 359: Because Ninja Rap Still Slaps [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Well, this feels weird. Today is the last traditional Top 5 Top 5 Sunday. Next Sunday is my wedding anniversary, so I’m going to write lists about how much I love my wife,… Continue reading

Day 358: I Forgot The Title [Saturday Haikus]

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Don’t know what to writeWoke up in the wrong headspaceBut I’ll try my best We spent all morningWading through bureaucracy And wordy jargon Finally, we pickedBenefits that worked for usAnd the website crashed… Continue reading

Day 357: I’d Rather Not Be Tricked Into Eating Gum [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Everyone has a fear of something. Not everyone. Diet. Where?!? Where?!? Ahhh!!!! It’s Friday, September 10th, 20Two1. The weather in Long Island City is 70˚ & Pantone 14-4123 & somewhere, somebody… Continue reading