Day 168: I’d Rather Listen To The Symmetry Of Rachel Sleeping [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. There’s one thing they forgot to take away from us: this inanimate carbon rod. It’s Friday, March 5th, Two Thousand and Twenty-One. The weather in Astoria is 36˚ & Pantone 16-4120… Continue reading

Day 167: The Corners I’ve Been Cutting

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Cleaning my room was never my forte. It’s not that it’s something I don’t ever want to do, I’m just…really bad at it. I have an undiagnosed and totally made up condition. When… Continue reading

Day 166: Top 5 Great Things About March 3rd, 2021

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We have a lot of reasons to complain. We’ve done it so often that not finding things to complain about feels abnormal. We’re a year into the pandemic. We feel hopeless and lonely.… Continue reading

Day 165: The Best Moments Aren’t Always Backed By A Good Show [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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January 4th, 1999 was a date that even the most casual of wrestling fans remember. The episode of Raw Is War was pre-recorded a week prior. Over at WCW, they cared less about… Continue reading

Day 164: I Could’ve Used A Fat Role Model

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I’ve told the story a million times and it seems like I’m going to have to tell it a million more. After spending my first 7 years of life innocuously as a normal… Continue reading

Day 163: Because February Was As Short As It Deserved To Be [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Go to hell, February. You’re a stupid month and nobody likes you. There’s a reason why you’re so short and it’s seemingly given you a Napoleon Complex. You think that because of your… Continue reading

Day 162: A Few Haikus About How Much I Hate Saturdays And The Stupid Inconsiderate Buttholes That I Encounter Every Time The Dreaded Day Hits

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Tourists everywhere They don’t care that it’s not safe Pull up your mask, please <> The train fills quickly Everyone wants their weekend Their god-given right <> Do you sell lighters? Where can… Continue reading

Day 161: I’d Rather Write On The Patio [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Bake em away, toys. They are baked. That was fast. It’s Friday, February 26th, Two Zero Twenty One. The weather in Long Island City is 40° & Pantone 289C and somewhere,… Continue reading

Day 160: Top 5 Chickens

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If there’s anything I love more than the sound of a betting slip being dispensed out of a machine, it’s being controversial. I know for a fact that you all come to BFD… Continue reading

Day 159: I Had A Dream This Morning

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I had a dream last night. Or rather, it was this morning. That we had moved again. This time, to New Jersey. In Al Kaline’s old house. There was actually two houses. Both… Continue reading