I’d Rather Not Take Off A Shirt [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Yes, I am interested in long distance savings. Very interested. It’s Friday, December 13th, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 47° & Pantone 7545c and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading

I’d Rather Call It TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup, But Instead, It’s [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Glue friendly or I’ll take your glue away and then no one will have any glue to glue with! It’s Friday, November 29th, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Chappaqua… Continue reading

I’d Rather Be At A Combination JC Penny/Montgomery Ward [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I just wanna watch “Honk If You’re Horny” in peace. It’s Friday, November 22nd, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 50° & Pantone 115-1 and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading

I’d Rather Be Playing Castlevania [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell! It’s Friday, November 15, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 50° & Pantone 15-3817 and somewhere, somebody is discovering the true… Continue reading

I’d Rather Get Married [Friday Thoughts w/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. To the untrained eye, I’m eating an orange. But to the eye that has brains, I’m making a point about marriage. For you see, marriage is a lot like an orange.… Continue reading

I’d Rather Be Driving [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. You don’t make friends with salad. It’s Friday, August 30th, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 91° & Pantone 0821 and somewhere, somebody is wondering what a trade… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Be Afraid Of My Neighbors [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. ‘Tis a fine barn, but sure it is no pool, English. It’s Friday, August 9th, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 78˚ & Pantone 16-4032 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

I’d Rather Spell Jedd Gyorko’s Name Wrong [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. You took 4 minutes of my life and I want them back! It’s Friday, August 2nd, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 88˚ & Pantone 11-4001 and somewhere,… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Run With A Banana [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman to you. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor and it’s time to snatch your mother from his neon claws! It’s… Continue reading

I’d Rather Eat A Gallon Of Blueberries [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman to you. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel. It’s Friday, April 19th, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in… Continue reading