Two Or Three Things I Know About Her

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I sometimes like to imagine that I’m a victim of teleportation. As if somehow, on some indiscernable date in 2004, I wake up in my weary 35 year old body and am left… Continue reading

Because I Overslept [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I woke up to my alarm this morning and then fell back to sleep. When I woke back up, I panicked, looked at my phone and saw that it was only 6:11. My… Continue reading

A Very Pleasant Goodnight To Vin, Wherever He May Be

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I lost my Grandfather over 8 years ago. His passing wasn’t sudden or unceremonious, but it still caught me by surprise. In that time of my life I was, in a word, disconnected.… Continue reading

The Air Up There

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It was made in China. Forged of mylar, a compound of polyethylene terephthalate and assorted dyes and chemicals. Meant to make a bright day brighter, it was not made with love, hate or… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Deal With The MTA’s Crap [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. That’s not Latin, that sounds like rock and/or roll! It’s Friday, May 6th, 2022. The weather on Long Island is 57° & Pantone 14-4504 and somewhere, somebody is making amends. It… Continue reading

501 Words About It

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I feel like it’s about time that we talk about it. But what is “it”, exactly? I guess it’s everything. There’s a lot of things going on that people are discussing, so I… Continue reading

The Simple Bliss Of Baseball

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I was walking down a dark hallway Friday night, not quite feeling like myself. Could be some looming panic, could be the strength of the Mai Tai I was sipping on. But regardless,… Continue reading

Because I Missed Listing Things [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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It’s been a long time since I made a list of lists. This is because I’m terrible at writing ideas down and definitely not due to a lack of ideas. I’m coming up… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Use A Magic Restroom [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Starland Vocal Band?!? They’re the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked! It’s Friday, April 29th, 2022. The weather in Elmont is 57° & Pantone 17-3932 and somewhere, somebody is changing… Continue reading

319 Words About The Wind

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Some say it blows. I say it sucks. It also blows. It’s one of the few things that can do both. Others include vacuums, our breath and the Detroit Lions. Just like the… Continue reading