Suspended Disbelief [TeeCoZee’s AL Roundup August 2018]

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When I first saw Bull Durham, it was on a moldy couch and my room mate was probably smoking tobacco out of a bong, because college. I was not at all a baseball… Continue reading

Mach-Ado About Nothing [TeeCoZee’s MLB Midseason Roundup 2018]

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I usually go on vacation during the All Star Break. This isn’t because of the stoppage of baseball, it’s just the week I generally pick to leave the city. It’s a good mid-way… Continue reading

Desperately Seeking Derek Lastname [TeeCoZee’s NL Roundup May 2018]

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Zook and I used to have a game. Actually, calling it a game would be an exaggeration. It was more of a challenge, something to exercise our dumb wit and keen eye for… Continue reading

Anthony Gose Decided To Be a Pitcher and I Can’t Even Reinvent My Breakfast Routine

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It happened while I was walking down the sidewalk to the deli to stock up on a few more bottles of my favorite chalky breakfast replacement liquid, Soylent, that I saw a man,… Continue reading

In Which Things Get Nautical [TeeCoZee’s AL Roundup May 2018]

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I’ve spent a good portion of my life trying to sell things that people don’t want. Remember Chia Pods? Oatgurt? Sparkling Coconut Water? The California Angels of Los Anaheim? Probably not, because I… Continue reading

A Series Of Inconvenient Truths [TeeCoZee’s NL Roundup April 2018]

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Even though dozens would argue that they aren’t fixed, there’s certain consistencies in sports that we can count on. We know that every year, the Patriots will be a contender. We also know… Continue reading

And They All Flailed Around Like Idiots [TeeCoZee’s AL Roundup April 2018]

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I’ve been told that the sane and healthy fan doesn’t really pay attention to April baseball. The weather is cold, the players are rusty and in a season that lasts so long, not… Continue reading

The Dodgers Are Kind Of Good, I Guess. [TeeCoZee’s NL Preview 2018]

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This. This picture right here. Take a good look at it. Notice the subtle blurriness, the hopeless gaze in his eyes. The jaw hung agape, as if one found out that they were… Continue reading

The Name Of This Blog Is Baseball For Dinner. And That’s What It’s About. [TeeCoZee’s AL Preview 2018]

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I bet you guys didn’t expect this. After almost a decade of running a website called Baseball For Dinner, I finally decided to start writing about baseball [again]. As you may remember from… Continue reading

I’d Rather Eat A Scam Pizza [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Why, it’s that delightful TV leprechaun! It’s Friday, March 9, Two Thousand and Eighteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 36˚ & Pantone 13-4405 TCX and somewhere, somebody is taking that walk… Continue reading