Day 204: A Lazy Mark’s Guide To Wrestlemania [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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Ah, yes. Wrestlemania. The Showcase of the Immortals. The Crown Jewel. The Show To End All Shows. The Spring Classic. The Megapowers Collide. Heat. Dx Raided. The Ragin’ Climax. What The World Is… Continue reading

Day 203: I’d Rather Win A Lottery [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Gomer upsets Sergeant Carter…with sexy results. Ohh, I’ll never forget that episode. It’s Friday, April 9th, Twenty Ace Queen. The weather in Astoria is 52˚ & Pantone 16-3911 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

Day 202: On The Ramp Again

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On that damn ramp again.I don’t know why I always end up here.I’m just a sucker for a gradual slope.Also, it’s always the first thing I see. There’s so many better options.I know… Continue reading

Day 201: Why Didn’t I Move Here Sooner?

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Our stimulus check got lost in the mail. Last Monday, the image of the glorious thing was in my Daily Digest, along with a paystub and a package. No mail came that day.… Continue reading

Day 200: Umm…Day 200.

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I said it 100 days ago, I’ll say it now and I’ll probably say it in another 100 days: I didn’t think I would get this far. That’s obviously not true, or else… Continue reading

Day 199: How Did You Sleep?

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If you live in the continental Uniter States, there’s a 31% chance that you saw somebody wake up this morning. Don’t ask me where that stat came from, I just made it up.… Continue reading

Day 198: Because I Forgot To Bring My Sunglasses [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Well, I made it. I finally went to a ballgame after a grueling hiatus. How long has it been? Rachel and I still haven’t been to a game together as a married couple.… Continue reading

Day 197: He Doesn’t “Get To” Go To Work Tomorrow

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Nothing goes on in the Meijer parking lot at 4 AM. You might think that nothing good happens, but honestly, it’s probably nothing at all. All of the drunks went home. Nobody’s looking… Continue reading

Day 196: I’d Rather Play Croquet On My Balcony [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Thousands and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Jeremy Irons. You can call them, “Jeremy Irons”! It’s Friday, April 2nd, Twenty-Twone. The weather in Long Island City is 33˚ [FUCK]… Continue reading

Day 195: Some Random Thoughts On Opening Day

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April is generally a shitty month. For all intents and purposes, it can burn in hell. The only silver lining in this cloudy ass month is the remote possibility of Open Day landing… Continue reading