I WISH I HAD TWELVE NIPPLES [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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It’s a good late afternoon for anyone who doesn’t like pre-noon hours. Today is July 9th and I know I missed last week, but I equally know that no one cares. So… F-It.… Continue reading

Introducing: Autumn Surprise 5.1 (Now In Stereo!)

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September 2010: Our likely heroes, Zook and Coze, unearthed a secret so dark and fierce that it took the world by storm. Knowing that Lou Bega’s real name was not actually Lou Bega… Continue reading

I’d Rather Play Pai Gow With A Guy Wearing A Pirates Hat [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good morning, America. You looked so cute when you were sleeping. What’s that? Oh, that’s sweet, but no, I’m not sucking off your Florida, I don’t care how hard it is. It’s Friday,… Continue reading

I’d Rather Watch A Gutter Punk Make Cheesecake [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Rise and shine. And while you shine, stay away from me. Luminescent people give me the heebie-jeebies. It’s Friday, June 27, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 80˚ & partly… Continue reading

I WISH I WASN’T SO SCARED OF FAILURE [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Good morning, except that by the time I finish this it’ll be late afternoon at the latest. So good whatever it is you’re experiencing right now. I hope it’s a good one. I… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Have Fun [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Thank God morning is finally here. Let’s hope that never happens again. It’s Friday, June 20th, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 77˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody is trying… Continue reading

I WISH I HAD A TUB FULL OF COLE SLAW [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Good morning, people of planet Earth. Yes, it’s morning now. [Or maybe it's afternoon.] Take a moment to reflect on where you woke up this morning, is it where you wanted to be?… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Date A Scandalous Cyborg [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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As Hawk Harrelson would say, “If you’re gonna get a morning…get a good one.” He also never said that, from what he remembers. It’s Friday, June 13 [Fuck] Two Thousand and Fourteen. The… Continue reading

I WISH I LOVED PRESSED JUICE [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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The afternoon is good, it’s good, and god, he’s okay. Today is Wednesday June 11th 2014 and I swear I’m not turning this into a bi-weekly thing. Or am I? I think I… Continue reading

Phantom Songs: Del Amitri – “Roll To Me”

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Phantom Songs is an ongoing series of musical pieces that you can’t quite put your finger on. You have most definitely heard the song before, but are most likely not able to pinpoint… Continue reading