I’d Rather Not Flirt With A Girl Dressed As A Sexy Toaster [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good afternoon, or whatever the hell you call it these days. It’s Friday, October 31, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 51˚ & overcast and somewhere, somebody is discovering the… Continue reading

I WISH YOU WOULD LICK PEANUT BUTTER OFF MY BODY [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Wednesday is upon us! The sun rose in the Wednesday hemisphere and crushed Tuesday to the mother fucking ground. Tuesday is out of the game. Today a man gave me a banana, and… Continue reading

Contemplative Flightless Bird: A Visual Haiku

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Rex Ryan Brings Back The Harlem Shake, Fails At Life [TeeCoZee's NFL Roundup 2014 Week 8]

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Watching NFL Gameday Final this week was much akin to visiting an insane asylum and trying to have a focused conversation with somebody. The token white guy that isn’t Rich Eisen tried so… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Play Chicken With The NYPD [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Gravy. What is it? Campbells? Oh, it’s Hunts. Hunts makes gravy? That’s what’s up. It’s Friday, October 24, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 54˚ & partly cloudy and… Continue reading

I WISH I COULD SAVE THE POSTAL SYSTEM [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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The Cowboys Are 6-1. Stop Crying. [TeeCoZee's NFL Roundup 2014 Week 7]

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Now that we’re nearing mid-season, I’m finding it easier and easier to focus on football. I owe all of this to the fact that I’m not watching much live action. I’ll catch the… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Have A Chainsmoking Cat [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Skee-boo-boo-bap-bap. I’m terrible at scatting. It’s Friday, October 17, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 66˚ & blinding and somewhere, somebody is wondering why his friend is getting spam mail… Continue reading

I WISH I LIVED IN A TEEPEE VILLAGE [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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OMFG it’s Wednesday. I don’t think “acro-yoga” is a real thing. Not like, it’s imaginary, but I just don’t understand where the yoga… Yoga is an ancient indian thing… isn’t it? Was there… Continue reading

Joique Bell Thanks God, Curses Us All [TeeCoZee's NFL Roundup 2014 Week 6]

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60 years ago this week, Bobby Layne led the Detroit Lions to a 35-0 rout on the Baltimore Colts. Meanwhile, Otto Graham found Pete Brewster in the endzone twice, as the Browns trounced… Continue reading