I’d Rather Not Play Chicken With The NYPD [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Gravy. What is it? Campbells? Oh, it’s Hunts. Hunts makes gravy? That’s what’s up. It’s Friday, October 24, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 54˚ & partly cloudy and… Continue reading

I WISH I COULD SAVE THE POSTAL SYSTEM [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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The Cowboys Are 6-1. Stop Crying. [TeeCoZee's NFL Roundup 2014 Week 7]

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Now that we’re nearing mid-season, I’m finding it easier and easier to focus on football. I owe all of this to the fact that I’m not watching much live action. I’ll catch the… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Have A Chainsmoking Cat [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Skee-boo-boo-bap-bap. I’m terrible at scatting. It’s Friday, October 17, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 66˚ & blinding and somewhere, somebody is wondering why his friend is getting spam mail… Continue reading

I WISH I LIVED IN A TEEPEE VILLAGE [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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OMFG it’s Wednesday. I don’t think “acro-yoga” is a real thing. Not like, it’s imaginary, but I just don’t understand where the yoga… Yoga is an ancient indian thing… isn’t it? Was there… Continue reading

Joique Bell Thanks God, Curses Us All [TeeCoZee's NFL Roundup 2014 Week 6]

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60 years ago this week, Bobby Layne led the Detroit Lions to a 35-0 rout on the Baltimore Colts. Meanwhile, Otto Graham found Pete Brewster in the endzone twice, as the Browns trounced… Continue reading

I’d Rather Make An Ice Sculpture Of Vectorman [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good afternoon! What, did you just wake up? Well, I’m not going to say Good Morning to you, no matter how late you stayed up watching reruns of Cheers. It’s Friday, October 10,… Continue reading

I WISH MY FARTS WERE LOUDER [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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“Oh good Wednesday” “Good Wednesday to you, sir.” I am not going to open these Whinings with an apology about last week because last week didn’t even happen. Yeah… Oct. 1st, not a… Continue reading

Tom Brady Wins Game, Cures Ebola [TeeCoZee's NFL Roundup 2014 Week 5]

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It’s October again. We should all be noting that players are randomly wearing pink objects. This is because the Space Mutants™ are trying to take over the world by using pink objects. It’s… Continue reading

I’d Rather Throw A Pie In Her Face [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Gull Marman. It’s Friday, October 3, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 64˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody is staring at his/her child, wondering where the hell this creature actually… Continue reading