Phantom Songs: Faith No More – “Epic”

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Phantom Songs is an ongoing series of musical pieces that you can’t quite put your finger on. You have most definitely heard the song before, but are most likely not able to pinpoint… Continue reading

Odell Beckham Jr Has A Butt [TeeCoZee's NFL Roundup 2014 Week 10]

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I’m a little weirded out that the season is already halfway over. I’m even moreso weirded out by the ongoing presence of butts in the NFL. This became apparent in the Giants-Seahawks game.… Continue reading

I WISH HUMAN BELLY FAT COULD FEED THE HUNGRY [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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I’d Rather Not Flirt With A Girl Dressed As A Sexy Toaster [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good afternoon, or whatever the hell you call it these days. It’s Friday, October 31, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 51˚ & overcast and somewhere, somebody is discovering the… Continue reading

I WISH YOU WOULD LICK PEANUT BUTTER OFF MY BODY [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Wednesday is upon us! The sun rose in the Wednesday hemisphere and crushed Tuesday to the mother fucking ground. Tuesday is out of the game. Today a man gave me a banana, and… Continue reading

Contemplative Flightless Bird: A Visual Haiku

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Rex Ryan Brings Back The Harlem Shake, Fails At Life [TeeCoZee's NFL Roundup 2014 Week 8]

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Watching NFL Gameday Final this week was much akin to visiting an insane asylum and trying to have a focused conversation with somebody. The token white guy that isn’t Rich Eisen tried so… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Play Chicken With The NYPD [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Gravy. What is it? Campbells? Oh, it’s Hunts. Hunts makes gravy? That’s what’s up. It’s Friday, October 24, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 54˚ & partly cloudy and… Continue reading

I WISH I COULD SAVE THE POSTAL SYSTEM [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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The Cowboys Are 6-1. Stop Crying. [TeeCoZee's NFL Roundup 2014 Week 7]

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Now that we’re nearing mid-season, I’m finding it easier and easier to focus on football. I owe all of this to the fact that I’m not watching much live action. I’ll catch the… Continue reading