F For Mask [Theoretically Thursday w/ Wes Hull]

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In this industry, it’s really hard for an article to compete next to a picture of a girl peeing. The following piece by Wes Hull has no pictures, bullet points, lists, nonsequitors, discounts… Continue reading

I WISH I KNEW YOU BETTER [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Hello! Hope you’re having a nice Wednesday! Thank you Rob Shmidt, I will. Last week Wednesday took a vacation, this week he’s beating himself up for eating too many fish tacos on said… Continue reading

I’d Rather Live In East Canarsieville City [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Gold mining. It’s Friday, August 8th, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 77˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody is painstakingly trying to tell his/her friend the difference between The Mamas… Continue reading

Phantom Songs: Snow – “Informer”

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Phantom Songs is an ongoing series of musical pieces that you can’t quite put your finger on. You have most definitely heard the song before, but are most likely not able to pinpoint… Continue reading

I WISH I LIVED IN A BAG OF PUBES [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Is it Wednesday again? It is, motha fucka! Did you have a good week so far? Tell the screen… tell the screen! I spent the last week in San Francisco, which always reminds… Continue reading

I’d Rather Listen To “Return Of The Mack” Remixes [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Marlin. Bad Marlin. No matter what way you look at it, it’s still a fucking Marlin. You gonna buy something or what? It’s Friday, July 25, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather… Continue reading

Nas Was My Gateway Drug [Theoretically Thursday W/ Wes Hull]

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In further attempt to transform BFD into a more diverse blog and prepare it for the 22nd Century, we have recruited another voice. His name is Wes Hull. You can call him Wes… Continue reading

I WISH I HAD ALL THE DICKS [WEDNESDAY WHININGS W. H2K]

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Hey! It’s Wednesday! Orange you glad it’s not Thursday? What do you have against Thursdays? Jerk. The last two weeks have been really uplifting. There’s been a war in my second hometown, I… Continue reading

I WISH I HAD TWELVE NIPPLES [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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It’s a good late afternoon for anyone who doesn’t like pre-noon hours. Today is July 9th and I know I missed last week, but I equally know that no one cares. So… F-It.… Continue reading

Introducing: Autumn Surprise 5.1 (Now In Stereo!)

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September 2010: Our likely heroes, Zook and Coze, unearthed a secret so dark and fierce that it took the world by storm. Knowing that Lou Bega’s real name was not actually Lou Bega… Continue reading