I’d Rather Not Watch Carrie Brownstein Sit In A Chair [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Noon after good. Way after good. It’s Friday, January 23, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 37˚ & blindingly sunny and somewhere, somebody is walking into a Carl’s Jr for… Continue reading

I WISH HEMP SEEDS WERE HUMP SEEDS [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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I WISH FOR GENITAL LOVE [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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I’d Rather Get A Sham Divorce [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Goomornorino! It’s Friday, January 9, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 22˚ with a light snow and somewhere, somebody is stepping out onto his front porch. The nightmare of last… Continue reading

Top 5 Reasons I’d Rather Be Making Top 5 Lists [Top 5 Thoughts Of 2014 With Tee “Top 5″ CoZee]

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Top 5 Ways To Start The Friday Thoughts 5) Good Afternoon 4) It’s Friday, January 2, Two Thousand and Fifteen 3) The weather in Brooklyn is 42˚ and partly cloudy 2) Somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

We live tweeted the Star Wars Holiday Special. Watch it with us and relive the hilarity (and horror!)

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To watch the Star Wars holiday special and follow along, click HERE It was a simple idea. Live tweet the Star Wars Holiday Special. I love Star Wars. I had every movie, toy,… Continue reading

I WISH I FELT CHRISTMAS CHEER [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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[I’d Rather Call It Airport or Christmas or Something Else Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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[What follows is a frantic account of Coze’s streamline of thoughts from December 24, 2014. Running on 2 hours of sleep, hardly any food and a hearty bad luck travelling streak, he spent… Continue reading

I WISH ALL CHOCOLATE WAS SALTED [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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I’d Rather Listen To A Kenny Rogers Christmas [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Nooning After Good. That’s the name of my new Golf Ska band. It’s Friday, December 12, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 37˚ & partly cloudy and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading