I’d Rather Not Have A Goatee…But I do [Friday Thoughts With ZeeGoTee]

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Good Evening. Have I ever said that to you before? It’s Friday, March 27, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 43˚ & overcast and somewhere, somebody is returning some videotapes.… Continue reading

The Top 5 Things I’d Rather Watch Than The YES Network

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I hope you understand that I’m going to be spewing out Yankees Hate® all summer long and it’s a fact that you should probably get used to. It’s all I know how to… Continue reading

I’d Rather Call It Friday Birthday Thoughts With TeeCoZee The Late Edition 400th Post Extravaganza

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Good Moleman to you. It’s Saturday, March 21, Nineteen Eighty Seven. The weather in Brooklyn is 48˚ & raining and somewhere, some weird kid is getting all borned and stuff. He’s going to… Continue reading

I’d Rather Write Her A Blog To Put In My Blog [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good morning, sunshine. Can you move to the left a little bit? You’re reflecting off my keyboard and I’m visually impaired by it. Thanks a lot. Yeah, that’s better. No, it’s just fine.… Continue reading

I’d Rather Meet Someone To Chuck Candles With [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Late Morning Or Early Afternoon Or Straight Up Midday. It’s Friday, March 6, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 26˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody is pondering what on… Continue reading

Top 10 Potential Spring Training Injuries

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Even though every diamond in greater Kings County is covered in ice [with exception to the one next to the sewage facility and strangely, one next to a Connecticut Muffin], it’s somehow Spring… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Have My Fate Decided By Maury [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good evener, Tom Seaver. That’s the name of my new sitcom. It’s about time travel. It’s Friday, February 27, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 32˚ & sunny and somewhere,… Continue reading

The Top 10 Things I Love About NYC In Da Summah®

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New York Fuggin Citay. The Windy Apple. The City That Never Keeps [you waiting]. The Big Thin Crust. You’d have to be catatonic [or from California [or catatonic in California]] to not think… Continue reading

Phantom Songs: Temple Of The Dog – “Hunger Strike”

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Phantom Songs is an ongoing series of musical pieces that you can’t quite put your finger on. You have most definitely heard the song before, but are most likely not able to pinpoint… Continue reading

A Word From the Creative Director.

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Dear Baseball For Dinnerites, Happy New Year. I hope 2015 finds you all well fed, well read, and, well, not dead. Just by reading this post, I trust you are in fact not… Continue reading