I WISH YOU WOULD LICK PEANUT BUTTER OFF MY BODY [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Wednesday is upon us! The sun rose in the Wednesday hemisphere and crushed Tuesday to the mother fucking ground. Tuesday is out of the game. Today a man gave me a banana, and… Continue reading

Contemplative Flightless Bird: A Visual Haiku

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Rex Ryan Brings Back The Harlem Shake, Fails At Life [TeeCoZee's NFL Roundup 2014 Week 8]

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Watching NFL Gameday Final this week was much akin to visiting an insane asylum and trying to have a focused conversation with somebody. The token white guy that isn’t Rich Eisen tried so… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Play Chicken With The NYPD [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Gravy. What is it? Campbells? Oh, it’s Hunts. Hunts makes gravy? That’s what’s up. It’s Friday, October 24, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 54˚ & partly cloudy and… Continue reading

I WISH I COULD SAVE THE POSTAL SYSTEM [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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The Cowboys Are 6-1. Stop Crying. [TeeCoZee's NFL Roundup 2014 Week 7]

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Now that we’re nearing mid-season, I’m finding it easier and easier to focus on football. I owe all of this to the fact that I’m not watching much live action. I’ll catch the… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Have A Chainsmoking Cat [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Skee-boo-boo-bap-bap. I’m terrible at scatting. It’s Friday, October 17, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 66˚ & blinding and somewhere, somebody is wondering why his friend is getting spam mail… Continue reading

I WISH I LIVED IN A TEEPEE VILLAGE [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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OMFG it’s Wednesday. I don’t think “acro-yoga” is a real thing. Not like, it’s imaginary, but I just don’t understand where the yoga… Yoga is an ancient indian thing… isn’t it? Was there… Continue reading

Joique Bell Thanks God, Curses Us All [TeeCoZee's NFL Roundup 2014 Week 6]

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60 years ago this week, Bobby Layne led the Detroit Lions to a 35-0 rout on the Baltimore Colts. Meanwhile, Otto Graham found Pete Brewster in the endzone twice, as the Browns trounced… Continue reading

I’d Rather Make An Ice Sculpture Of Vectorman [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good afternoon! What, did you just wake up? Well, I’m not going to say Good Morning to you, no matter how late you stayed up watching reruns of Cheers. It’s Friday, October 10,… Continue reading