The Complete Works of Kurt Vonnegut Part 3: Slapstick
In the following series of articles, I will rank all 14 of Kurt Vonnegut’s novel from bottom to top. In this, part 3 , I will review #10, SLAPSTICK, on my way to… Read More
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Gooroll Showdown: Brewers vs Cubs
Dudes and Dudettes, welcome to the first ever Gooroll Showdown, the only game where Goos roll for big money! Tonight’s matchup features our returning champs, The Milwaukee Brewers. They take on arch-rivals, The… Read More
Phantom Songs: Jesus Jones – “Right Here, Right Now”
Phantom Songs is an ongoing series of musical pieces that you can’t quite put your finger on. You have most definitely heard the song before, but are most likely not able to pinpoint… Read More
For A Good Time, Call 718-330-1234
It rings once, giving you the false hope that you’ll speak to someone immediately. Then you hear a familiar voice. It’s that guy that tells you to stand clear of the moving doors!… Read More
Vernie Equinox
Oh…umm…hello, Springtime. That is your name, right, like I can call you that? Well, I mean, I was pretty sure that was your full name, like your birth name, not like I was… Read More
The Top 5 Things That I Should Avoid Doing On My Next Date
Some asshole once told me to write about what scares me. In turn, I wrote an epic essay on my own shadow and nobody read it. That’s the last time I’ll take advice… Read More
Phantom Songs: Spandau Ballet – “True”
Phantom Songs is an ongoing series of musical pieces that you can’t quite put your finger on. You have most definitely heard the song before, but are most likely not able to pinpoint… Read More
314 Words About “Monkybread On The Keyz” by Gurgel Guew
We don’t get enough curveballs thrown at us in life. If you’re sitting in your car at an intersection, chances are nobody will run up to your window and ask you to hold… Read More
Help Me Become Han Solo.
Rumor has it that Disney is going to make a new Young Han Solo movie. I am a professional actor named Scott Watson, and a life-long Star Wars fan. When the announcement was… Read More
“This concept of WUV confuses and infuriates us!”
“And what is this emotion you humans call ‘wuv’?” “Surely it says ‘love’!” “No, ‘wuv’! With an earth ‘W’! Behold!” IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR
