I’d Rather Fall In Love With Butt Sniffer [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Greetings and salutations. That was my best attempt at a bad Christian Slater impression. Not impressed? Whatever, let’s go get a Slushie. It’s Friday, August 28, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in… Continue reading

I’d Rather Listen To “Straight Outta Hollywood” [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Have an afternoon. Please. It’s on the house. Ignore the smell. Just take it. Come on! It’s Friday, August 14, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 89˚ but it feels… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Be The Ed McMahon Of Pooping [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good afternoon, how can I help you? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Hmm. No, we don’t sell Vegemite. Yeah, no. I’m sorry, have a good one. It’s Friday, August 7, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather… Continue reading

I’d Rather Be A Serial Killer [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good meaning. It’s Friday, July 31, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 87˚ & shut up and somewhere, somebody is taking dictation as a pro athlete tells his life story.… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Be In Chicago [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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 Good afternoon or evening or morning or whatever. It’s Friday, July 10, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Chicago is nobody cares and bluh and somewhere, somebody is in a building. The… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Get Mugged By Mr Peanut [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Bon aprés-midi. Croissant. Oui. Cool. It’s Friday, July 3, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 83˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody is unwrapping a piece of gum for the first… Continue reading

I’d Rather Own 153 Ties [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good afternoon. Ah crap, it’s the afternoon already. I gotta make this quick. It’s Friday, June 19, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 84˚ & partly cloudy and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

Coze Makes Gurgel Geuw Music Video, Entertains Some

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After a 5 year hiatus, TeeCoZee treated dozens to yet another Gurgel Geuw music video. People have described it as “cool”, “needs more skateboards” and “elephant ass blast”. I had the opportunity to… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Have Swamp Thing’s Ass [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good mid-mid-late-early-mid-afternoon. The weather in Brooklyn is 86˚ & kill me and somewhere, somebody is putting a sugar cube in his coffee. Aint nobody around to tell him otherwise. Heh heh. Maybe, just… Continue reading

I’d Rather Call Her Jenn Jenner [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good AfterMidMorning. It’s Friday, June 5, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 58˚ & blegh, I don’t want to talk about it and somewhere, someone is failing really hard at… Continue reading